I know you all sure think im whining about stress in life..all the blablablab about studies..Eventually i got pimples all..
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Pimples. I'm actually talking about my Ah Beng Jr. (I named that on its whole appearance) - my car. Yesh! My car having pimples all. All cuz of my clumsiness, carelessness, klutzy-ness...whateverness. In the end, i can only blame myself.
I really dunno why am i so 'lucky'! I bang 3 times straight in a week. 3 times straight you know. Accident once still doesn't wanna let me rest from this bad trauma. Why didn't i strike lottery for 3 days straight!
Ist bang was on last last Tue. Class at 11am. Usually ill be out 1 hr 30 min before the class starts (for normal days). Tuesday was exceptional because everytime i drive, the road will be smooth without jam. 11am oredi wert, all should be sticking their butt on the chair in their office and doing work. NO! Wrong! Last last tue wasn't that case. Summore it's raining. Supposedly people shud be in da office by 10am. No, all these busybody for dunno what reason crowded the road. And I was caught off guard. What to do? Of course I tried my best to cut Q safely here n there.
In the end, I reached safely. So proud. Until i looked at the time, OH NO! was my respond. Still got 10 minutes before class starts. Then you know lar I'm such a 'guai', obedient, goody goody boy. I have clean record of punctuality. I was abit panicked looking for parking. Went into the 'hutan' there..no parking. Fine, I last resorted to go for the paid parking. WTH, no parking. Common lar! Paid ones oso don't have. Then go rounding around the shops trying to look for legal parking box. Due to I got saman before, I didn't wanna park at the roadside already.
Time was ticking. Really have no choice. Then park at the roadside. WTH...roadside oso full. Apa ni. Then there's one really narrow curved space I tried to slot in. I think maybe I was panicked or whatever. When i reversed, I heard 'BANG!'. Oh no, I banged my car butt at the curve angle side of the road. SHIT!
!@#$%^&*. I looked at the butt after done with parking. I saw nothing and thought was safe. After class, I went to check properly. Indeed, there's a fugly scratch down there. Was so sad. Never felt this heart-broken before. Like you can hear my heart breaks apart. Took tissues with water added slowly apply and rub on the scratches. Ppl looking at me like idiot peeping my car butt.
Went home told dad. He just said a lil. Went to bed. Couldn't sleep in peace. Kept on thinking why was I in a hurry. Wished it didn't happen. Strange. Never felt this bad before.
Next day, still thinking about it. I was tired of searching for parking. So decided to try the parking lot near Monash (cleaner than the 'hutan'). What! Crowded also. But managed to get a place. After class at 12pm, I went to my car. Holy! Full of cars with narrow spaces in between. Seriously, I sat in the car. Do what? Spending time thinking of strategy how to get myself and my car out of course. I should have reverse parking earlier...easier to go out like that. Next i guess u know what? When i execute my last plan of the strategy (sounds like a big project, YESH, it was! Wait till u see how), I adjusted front and back many times. I forced to reverse more behind abit. 'Bang!'...there goes second bang! Haiya! I was speechless. All I thought was to faster get out from this damned place.
(Just a short one) Third day, I think maybe I'm not over the 2 traumatic incidents yet. Usually, my parking skill is quite good one..straight n ngam ngam (I'm not bluffing. Ask Apple/Yihao). I dunno whats wrong with me. I parked slanted and accidentally scratched the butt again. OMG! All in all, all the 'pimples', 'scars', scratches all appeared on the same place. Am i cursed or what?
After getting some lesson, I have vowed not to park at:
a) 'Hutan' - dirty, muddy, desserted, lotsa potholes, car always kena splashed with mud until I can't recognise it.
b) The popular but narrow place near Monash.
c) Roadside - Don't wanna kena saman oredi. I know some ppl said (rumours) MPSJ has no right to saman us. They just wanna scare us whatever. The summon paper can flush into the drain. But that's not my car. I have to be responsible. Ended up paying it. 50% disc though.
Will go early. Find for parking box near shoplots with big and comfortable spacing, summore safe eventhough need to walk abit far. It's worth well. Last resort will be the paid parking.
Haha...it's laughable that I couldn't sleep well cuz of all these incidents. All these not even come close to what I have experienced worst. Just scratches...no kemek all. But still it's weird to feel so heart-broken. Don't worry, I'm feeling better now. Ah Beng Jr. looked car should have some scars oni MACHO wert. Swt. Self-consoling.
I don't wanna talk about uni life. Cuz it's so busy and you wouldn't wanna know!
P/S: MK, what you mean by I didn't miss the Btech week and that if I wanna know. Blur ler! XD
I'm talking about KATY PERRY. If you dunno, you sucks! LoLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllll! Now go listen to her music! Go! Now!
